Saturday

to the small children who live below me:
i swear to god, i do not give a shit that you are small. STOP FUCKING MAKING SO MUCH FUCKING NOISE IN THE FUCKING HOUSE. there is LITERALLY A PLAYGROUND RIGHT OUTSIDE. YOU HAVE TO TAKE MAYBE TEN STEPS TO GET THERE.

stop fucking banging shit and screaming and running around inside or i swear to god i'm going to find a way to murder you. if this was only a weekend thing and it just disturbed my hangover, that's one thing. but ALSO GO TO SCHOOL THAT IS ILLEGAL TO NOT, YOU ARE NOT BEING HOMESCHOOLED UNLESS YOUR TEACHER IS DORA THE EXPLORER.

i hate them so much i want them to die

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