my dogs are similar to me, in that they can never take a normal picture. someone always does something to fuck it up, like move their head so they look like an alien/seal hybrid, or think that i am feeding them a treat and lick their chops in preparation for it.

i don't lick my chops, though. i just am really awkward about picture taking and manage to make it look creepy somehow, because i am uncomfortable with how my face normally looks. i don't think my dogs share these insecurities, but you know.

i miss them when i'm at school. it's nice having dogs that don't need to sniff your hand before you approach them for snuggles. also it's gross when a strange dog licks your face. and you can't give other people's dogs kisses without looking like a creep.

i went to lurk through tumblr and oh my fucking god that is the most boring thing i have ever seen.

stop being so goddamn pretentious, you 20 year old fucking douchebags. no one is impressed that you know words with more than three syllables and have a favorite font, or hate lady gaga. you are not original. i hate you.

here is a dog with five legs who is equally disapproving of obnoxiously trendy fuckers

neither this dude nor this dog appreciate your shenanigans. so suck it.

i miss new york sometimes. no one here has hairless cats.